Icky Nasty

I actually am going to postpone my blog about phone sex operations to talk about something that actually really bothers me. This blog can take a serious turn sometimes.

Since I've been sick for 47 days and counting, I have been forced to watch a great amount of television in my time of sitting at home and trying to find something to distract me from my misery. I've worn out the Travel Channel and E! and have reverted back to a channel that I rarely ever watch now, unless its for watching the tranny on the Real World.

Anyways, I flipped over to MTV today and caught a glimpse of a show called A Double Shot at Love with the Ikki Twins. I thought the original Shot at Love was entertaining the first season and completely exploiting the second season, but I thought all possible damage had been done. I mean come on, Tila Tequila looks like she was beamed over here from Uranus, and they tried to cover up her alien features with bronzer and extra forehead space.

So I flip this over and the first thing I notice is the two 'bisexual' twins. Those bitches are bisexual in the sense that they will make out with a girl to attract guys. Actually I don't know. They are probably such sluts that they probably don't notice when they are being penetrated. They can be riding up an escalator by a flagpole shoved in their vaginas and they'd probably only notice the sale going on at Mervyn's.

It was down to the final four, and they went to everyone's hometown to meet their family. The first thing I noticed is that the two "lesbian" girls had never brought a girl home or even told their parents they were gay. Hmmm...could that mean that they are attention whores just trying to get on reality television? So that was the first red flag. And if you are going to be coming out, something that is so challenging for millions of teenagers and adults in America today, why would you do it on national television with two post-op bimbos next to you?

The one girl came out to her mother, who was shocked and kept repeating,"i don't think she's gay," and then one of the twins started to make out with the girl...right in front of the mother who then felt uncomfortable. My mother seeing me make out with anyone is uncomfortable. However, when you are taking such a sensitive moment as coming out and making it theatrically a hit by kissing the chick after...I mean that's just exploiting things.

I could rant about this show forever, and in fact, I had to turn it off. When they showed up at the next guys house for dinner in red bikini tops, I realized that there are very few people in this world who I think should have an unfortunate death, and those two have now been added to the list among animal abusers and Osama Bin Laden. It just really annoys me how objectified they are not only making homosexuality, but women as well. I mean, what type of example are they serving to the female race? We are sluts who will take it in any hole and then cry about dramatics we created after.

If I ever encountered those two bitches, I would tell them to wait where they are, I'd go off and catch myself every STD known to man and then I'd give them both what they deserve. Actually thinking about that, they probably have every STD known to man and I would just catch them for nothing.

Sorry that was so serious. I will talk about bubblegum fields and my favorite Tetris piece in the next post.